LANE KIFFIN: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SERIOUSLY. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????

Lane Kiffin is like a bad penny or horse manure. He turns up everywhere. EVERYWHERE! And he’s only 41.

After a nondescript playing career as a backup quarterback at Fresno State, he began learning how to really fool ’em as a 21-year-old Student Assistant Coach at his alma mater, giving up his senior season of eligibility.

And from there…well, how much time do you have?

One of two sons of Monte Kiffin, widely regarded in gridiron annals as perhaps the best defensive coordinator in the sport’s modern history…