IT DOESN’T SMELL…

Let me begin by saying that honesty is the best policy.

Always was, always is and always will be. No getting around it.

Never mind those tired, banal rhythmic taunts of the children:

“The one who smelt [sic] it dealt it.”; or “He who denied it supplied it.”

Nothing but nonsense; feeble and largely futile attempts to redirect. To hide.

To lie.

Healthy flatulence is a virtue, a gift really. Perhaps even a nod from God as it may signal that your insides are working properly.