I’M SORRY YOU’RE BLIND, BUT BRING A FRIEND

My significant is very smart but occasionally she dons the cape of the mistress of malaprop.

“Did I just say that?” she has been known to ask.

I’m not sure if this proclivity is a direct result of the brain and mouth simply not working in harmony or what. Is it an inclination or a predisposition? Is it a tendency? An innocuous leaning?

No matter really.

What it is is funny as hell.

Just the other evening we were talking and my beloved reluctantly conceded that she had endured a…