“I am not a role model.”

“I don’t create controversies. They’re there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.”

“When I was recruited at Auburn, they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements.”

Quotable quotes: Charles Barkley has a million of ‘em.

After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar, Sir Charles appeared before a judge.

Judge: “Your sanctions are community service and a fine, do you have any